The Wacky, Looney New Edventures - Chapter 2

You guys are gonna make me throw up." Eddy said, looking at Ed and Ted annoyed.

The younger brother then walked to Eddy and said, "Haha, you've got no neck."

"Hey, you ain't so perfect either, you little runt. You kinda remind me of another kid that gets on my nerves." Eddy said as he couldn't tell if the young boy reminded him of Johnny or Jimmy.

The younger brother then jumped up on Eddy's head and said, "Haha, where are your nerves. Are these your nerves?"

"You're irritating me, you little pain in the neck!" Eddy said as he tried to smack him off.

"I'm Sam, the younger brother of Dana, Diana and Ted. I'm the brains of the family." The little brother said.

"Then, this must be one brain dead family." Eddy said, raising an eyebrow.

"Hey, who are you calling brain dead, no neck!" Ted said, flicking Eddy over the head.

"Why you no good- Ed, control your stupid friend!" Eddy shouted as he shoved Ted's hand off. He then saw Ed was just bursting his gut out in laugher. "Ed, why I-"

"Eddy, the no-neck chump! Hahaha," Ed responded, continuing to to laugh.

Eddy turned red in the face and said, "How many times have I told you to shut up about that, you idiot!

Eddy then noticed Double D was even chuckling a little too. Eddy then gasped and said, "You're enjoying this, I knew it!"

Double D then stopped laughing and said, "Eddy, don't take it personally, I just found it a bit amusing-"

Eddy then jumped on Double D then pulled his hat over his face and said, "I'm done with you two losers, holding me back. I could have come so far with my scams if it weren't for you losers."

Eddy then stormed back to his house and said, "Nobody makes a fool out of me! I'm the master of scams, the Man with plan, I'm the-"

"I'm the dork, is that the next thing you're gonna say? Haha," Kevin said as he road past Eddy, on his bike.

Eddy then yanked Kevin off his bike and gave him a wedgie. Kevin then ran around the cul-de-sac, screaming, "Dorky-Dork dork!"

Eddy knew he was in for it, but he was too angry to care. He then just said, "Who's the dork now, shovel-face.

A few minutes later, Eddy was sitting in his bedroom, combining his hair, looking into the mirror and listening to some music on his record player. "Now, that's a good looking guy. I'll show Double D, Kevin and all those idiots who dissed me."

Eddy then heard a knock at his door. He sat to answer it and it was Ed and Double D. "Eddy, we came to apologize. We really didn't mean to upset you, my dear friend."

Eddy then jumped out of his house in anger and said, "Oh, there you go again, sockhead. Pulling that goody goody act, when deep down you're this traitor who thinks you're such a great guy."

Double D was speechless as his eyes widened. "How could you do such a thing, Double D. I thought you liked butter toast!" Ed said, crying.

"Ed, I don't know what in heaven's name you're talking about, even more so then usuall." Double D responded, nervously.

"I love chickens, Double D." Ed responded, jumping up and down.

"Ed, you just shut up," Eddy said to Ed as he then picked him up and threw him out of his front yard and Ed flew out of the Cul-de-sac.

"You do realize you're going to make poor Ed's intelligence even more lower then usual. I mean, really, Eddy, was that necessary?"

Eddy then shoved him and started his fists out. "Oh, you think you're such a nice and cool guy, because you've got that hat. Well, I'm gonna make you lose that hat for good and let's see if you still look good."

Double D was standing back and he said, "Eddy, please. You know I'm against physical confrontations. Now, will you please tell me what this nonsense is about?"

"You get the girls, Ed gets a new friend and I don't get jack-"

"Eddy, you better not swear. You know better not to use that language on a children's program."

"You don't know what I was going to say!" Eddy shouted in anger.

Meanwhile, the Kanker Sisters were watching the Eds, close by, hiding in a bush, getting to sneak up on them for their usual smooches and sweet lovin' "Did you hear that Marie. It looks like you're little boyfriend has found someone else." Lee Kanker said

Marie then was turning red in the face as she responded, "The heck he is."

Eddy was continuing the challenge Double D into a fight as Double D just crossed his arms and said, "Eddy, I refuse to get involved in juvenile pointless violence."

"C'mon, be a real man, or I'm taking off that hat!" Eddy then stopped as his eyes widened as he saw the Kankers standing behind Double D, smiling.

"Eddy, what now?" Double D asked as he noticed Eddy was stepping back, sweating. Double D then turned his head and said, "Oh, my Lord. Kankers!"

Before Double D could make a run Marie then grabbed him, by the legs and she and the other two Kanker sisters dragged him over the trailer park. "Put me down, you reckless savages! Eddy, help me!"

Eddy then just looked as his friend was being dragged away. He looked shocked for a second. He then just sighed and said, "Eh, I wonder what's on t.v.."

As Eddy shut his door and he then said to himself, "You know, I do so much for Sockhead and Lumpy. I don't think they appreciate how much I've done for them. Always making these scams so they could have a share my jawbreakers, always putting them before myself and they just- you know, forget them."

Eddy then heard a voice that said, "You ain't such a good person, little baby, Eddy."

Eddy then gasped in fear and shouted to himself, "No, it can't be! There's no way he's here!"